Pie-kus
#255
Mixer's on speed three
When you think it's on speed one
Need a fresh apron
#254
'Til next time white shoes
Miss you already peach pie
Stop pushing, apple
#253
Wordsmith Neil Simon
Wrote of crackers before they
Were hipster pie crusts
#252
Said the pastry cream
To the donut peach, you could
Use a few sprinkles
#251
A toast to Julia
A birthday without a crepe
Is just a meeting
#250
Aren't nectarines
Simply peaches without a
Five o'clock shadow?
#249
Excuse me, sheet pan
Might I borrow you for pie?
For dinner? No thanks
#248
Fruit with a lake view
Not quite the right pie plate but
Success nonetheless
#247
Sure, Carpe Fruit-em
Pie them and scone them but please
Don't squeeze them, they bruise
#246
Don't wake the peaches
Dozing in brown paper bags
They're a bit fuzzy
#245
Beneath the striped tent
Cherry pies, Unicorn cake
July 4th Bake-Off
#244
Pie plates sleeping late
Summer nectarines, cherries
Come and galette it
#243
June boasts strawberries
Pile them high in shortcakes
Fill tart shells, bake pies
#242
Cherry stained fingers
Pre-race day carbo-scone-ing
Gorges Ithaca
#241
Blue is bustin' out
All over the pie plate and
My clean white apron
#240
All too short but sweet
Local strawberry season
Simply loverly
#239
Meghan and Harry's
Deconstructed wedding cake
Waiting for my slice
#238
Eatin' Eaton mess
Instead of pigeon pie when
Harry weds Meghan
#237
Say it with bubbly
Or bouquets in spring pinks or
Rhubarb pie. Thanks, Mom.
#236
Freckle-faced berries
Warmed by the sun, sweetest when
Eaten out of hand
#235
Pie meets drip cake and
Wonders- did someone leave the
Cake out in the rain?
#234
Crunch time is taxing
Slice of pie, cup of coffee
Spiral expense book
#233
Hopeful for spring pie
The only thing in season
Is snow, not rhubarb
#232
It's not spring until
Mother Nature says it's spring
So stop your whining
#231
Lemon meringue and
Gingerbread sit at the bar
They order Guinness
#230
Less snow, more spring, please
Citrus splashes pies and tarts
Forkfuls of sunshine
#229
Poor Hamantaschen
Now sporting sprinkles, longs for
Poppy seeds and prune
#228
Kumquats are pie shy
Yet perfectly bittersweet
It's just the damn seeds
#227
A true pie-fecta
Chocolate, cherries, cheesecake
'Til next time Cupid
#226
On one's ninetieth
No debate, Pie vs. Cake
A little of each
#225
Ziploc bags of spring
Squirreled away in deep freeze
You don't scare me, Phil
#224
National Pie Day
Don't confuse it with Pi Day
Both fine days for pie
#223
Need pie-spiration
Mrs. Beeton's Cookery
And Meyer lemons
#222
In January
Down jackets, upturned collars
The sass of citrus
#221
Two thousand eighteen
Resolutions don't apply
To slices of pie
#220
Watch your step, pie bird
You've landed amidst pie crust
Artful, not humble
#219
As you celebrate
Wishing you pie-dings of joy
Lashings of merry
#218
Happy Hanukkah
Beware the box grater when
Making your latkes
#217
Pie might turn a Grinch
Into a Cindy Lou Who
With just one forkful
#216
When doughnut dough opts
To twist then loaf in a pan
We call it Babka
#215
Grateful on Friday
For three kinds of breakfast pie
Followed by a nap
#214
Pie-1-1 Hotline
Embrace the humble in pie
And find the laughter
#213
Don't squash my pie dreams
Step gingerly towards the gourd
We call butternut
#212
Pie-vember slinks in
Pins rolling, flour flying
And away we dough
#211
Peariodically
You just need a fistful, not
An entire pie
#210
One coast's cinnamon
Is another's cardamom
Feel the heat, spice girls
#209
I yam what I yam
Sweet, spiked with bourbon and just
A little nutty
#208
When you're pear contraire
It's crust a matter of time
Before apple wins
#207
Don't rush things, Pumpkin
Let's stop and smell the apples
And the raspberries
#206
Show me the honey
And the apple cakes, I'll show
You a challah-day
#205
High Holidays lurk
Apples, honey, cider, pies
Tell me, what's the Rosh?
#204
Stone fruit's last hurrah
You think I can't you see you but
I see you apple
#203
Hey there , September
As summer rolls into fall
It's time to peach out
#202
Hungry not hungry
Comfort in a custard pie
Sorry, not sharing
#201
When buttercream tiers
With fondant blooms just won't do
Then here comes the pied
#200
Ice cream in August
Happily teamed with pie or
Twisted, dipped, dripping
#199
Practice what you peach
Preferably in a tart
Filled with almond cream
#198
Far better than work
A weekend in the country
Baking pie with friends
#197
Bitter is better
Aperol orange with ice
Or chiffoned in pie
#196
Set me free clingstone
You just keep me hangin' on
Not peachy. Not keen.
#195
Where is the meat pie?
London always seems to say,
"Out of that today"
#194
Star-spangled flavors
Cherries, rhubarb, and bitters
4th of July pie
#193
Craving deep-dish peach
Peel a cookbook from the shelf
Springform standing by
#192
Stone fruits of summer
Smooth nectarine, fuzzy peach
Both cobbler worthy
#191
Red carpet high heels
Raspberry stained fingertips
You can dress her up...
#190
Welcome, month of June
Doughnuts have a holiday
Brides. Pies. Prom-posals.
#189
Memorial Day
Pie shells pleading for summer
Gladly sing the blues
#188
Good hot black coffee
And a slice of cherry pie
Welcome to Twin Peaks
#187
Happy Mother's Day
Eat some pie for breakfast. Why?
Because I said so.
#186
Chocolate and nuts
Jockeying for position
With bourbon, in pie
#185
Other than summer
It's the most wonderful time
Of the year to pie
#184
Ribbons of rhubarb
Welcome spring's leading lady
And Hello, Dolly
#183
Holidays linger
But don't worry- be hoppy
Mom's Day not til May
#182
Not a Peep from me
Push the pause on pate brisee
Make mine macaroon
#181
Weary of apples
Some days a pie whisperer
Others, pie screamer
#180
When pies and cakes pose
More than four questions, might I
Suggest a fruit bowl?
#179
When you're pie, not beer
Not so easy being green
On St. Patrick's Day
#178
Hamantaschen are
The original handpies
Name them for the queen
#177
Countdown to Pi(e) day
But first- a hat wearing cat
And pineapple pie
#176
Sunday night viewing
The Oscar goes to popcorn
Poor Twizzlers see red
#175
Be still my sniffles
Cold remedy by the slice
Kleenex by the box
#174
A nod to Mozart
For Galentine's, Valentine's
Chocolate, nuts, rose
#173
Punxsutawney Phil
Again, dashes dreams of spring
My thoughts turn to pie
#172
Well hello, Phyllo
Orange you available?
For pie? It's a date.
#171
Field trip biscotti
Is more portable than pie
Bring your own coffee
#170
It's my party and
I'll pie if I want to, please
Pass the Cheesy Puffs
#169
Purpose of your trip?
Pub crawl, pie crawl, bacon, cheese
Toronto New Year
#168
Pause the rolling pin
Pistachio buttercream
Yellow cake. Birthday.
#167
Just itchin' to ice
An ugly Christmas sweater
Holiday bake-off
#166
When Hanumas lurks
And weather outside's frightful
Brrr-bon brown butter
#165
The Windy City
It's pie kind of town, Chi-town
It's also too cold
#164
A respite between
Thanksgiving and Mistletoe
Peanut Butter Pie
#163
Happiness is pie
For breakfast on the Friday
After Thanksgiving
#162
I remember when
Turducken and Cherpumple
Were hip. That was then.
#161
Please pass the pumpkin
In a blind-baked pie shell and
Not as a latte
#160
Happy Guy Fawkes Day!
Remember, remember the
Cognac and Ginger
#159
Pining for Provence
And inching towards Pie-vember
Hurry- Quince me quick!
#158
Caught you red handed
Tarte Tatin begs oven mitts
Told you it was hot
#157
Woman on the verge
Of a boeuf-butter breakdown
Pass the galette, please
#156
Brits prefer their pies
Less sweet, more savory but
Save room for puddings
#155
Surprise! Apples in
The apple cake and honey
In the honey cake
#154
Playing with pie dough
Someone's at the kitchen door
Knock knock. Who's there? Fall.
#153
Pie indecision
No one loves an apple when
They really want peach
#152
Don't forget your lunch!
There's peanut butter unless
That's just not your jam
#151
Back-to-school biscuits
Just a little bit corny
September again
#150
Gin, splash of tonic
In a Walkers shortbread crust
No oven. Serve chilled.
#149
With each forkful of
Raspberry rhubarb pie I'm
Closer to the gate
#148
Slab pie is merely
Thinking outside the pie plate
And forks? Optional
#147
Suddenly August
Sweet yellow peaches are scarce
Blame February
#146
Peaches? Not peachy
But there is something borrowed,
Something blueberry
#145
A day at the peach
Clingstone, freestone, yellow, white
Better with bourbon
#144
Toasty meringue and
Ice cream pie with fudge when it's
Too darn hot outside
#143
Twelve thousand new friends
On the lawn at Tanglewood
Share a slice of pie
#142
A splash of bourbon
In cherry pie, considered
Old-fashioned by some
#141
Ithaca's Gorges
Running from the hiccup guy
Towards the Bluebarb pie
#140
Peace of pie- flavors
As vivid as a rainbow
Beneath cornmeal crumb
#139
You say Campari
I say Negroni, Kool says
Celebrate Good Times
#138
Beneath the lattice
In an unassuming pie
Revenge can be sweet
#137
Note to self again
Remember- the pies just baked
Are not what they want
#136
They tell me to chill
So I will- with a double
Scoop of gelato.
#135
After several
Glasses of Chianti, I
Now speak Italian.
#134
Seattle Sister
Pens this week's post because she's
Home and I am not.
#133
What? There's pie to eat
In London and Tuscany?
Fine. If you insist.
#132
Let my people go
And eat a little flour
Or we'll be cranky
#131
Why Elijah, why
Is my box of matzoh meal
Always expired?
#130
Rhubarb's back in town
As sassy as a tart tongued
Cell phoning patron
#129
Never a Girl Scout
Please Sir, I want Samoa
Scouts are smart cookies
#128
Hamantaschen and
Bunnies hoppin'- I'm falling
Down the rabbit hole
#127
Lucky, lucky me
Bring on the Hamantaschen
With a side of Peeps
#126
Love you, loathe you March
Shamrocks, Hamantash, Bunnies
Celebrate Pi(e) Day!
#125
Celebrating Seuss
Red and white hats, green eggs, ham
The Doctor is in
#124
Life gives you lemons
And also limes so it helps
To have a juicer
#123
The berries you bought
For a week's worth of breakfasts?
Baked into biscuits
#122
Love is in the air
And the powdered sugar which
Takes my breath away
#121
On a bumpy flight
But it's out of my control
I'm just the pie-lette
#120
You know I'd love to
But if I help shovel snow
Who will bake the pie?
#119
Wait- you're telling me
That's a freezer, not a fridge?
I thought it felt cold...
#118
Where are my sweat pants?
Boston boasts more than cream pie
Skinny jeans don't lie
#117
Don't pie for me, Sir
The truth is my downfall was
The wayward gravel
#116
Ringing in the New
Boozy cakes and tipsy pies
I'll be fast asleep
#115
Ho-Ho-Ho... Oh No!
I turned off the oven, right?
I'm certain. I think.
#114
When mixing meringue
It's a marshmallow world so
Be sure to wear white
#113
I'd love to attend
Responded the humble pie
I'll dress as a tart
#112
Kugel meets latke
In a cast iron skillet
Hanukkah pie, sweet!
#111
Pie-lapalooza
Pumpkin and Wild Nut and
A sliver of Mince
#110
Don't mince words, Pumpkin
You want your pie baked Thursday?
Doesn't everyone
#109
Pass the pate brisee
Five hundred pie shells to roll
Never mind, I'm sick
#108
Dear Apple and Pear,
Might I tag along with you?
Signed, Your Cousin, Quince
#107
Déjà boo again
Costume parade snakes through town
Happy Halloween
#106
I can't quite hear you
How do you spell your name, please
Hello? Hello? Click.
#105
If the Great Pumpkin
Was truly great, my pie would
Be gourd-geous, no cracks
#104
When pie peeps gather
Best to observe the dress code
Wear your stretchy pants
#103
Goin' to Grapeland
Where the air smells purple and
Concords fill the pies
#102
Anjou, Bosc, Bartlett
People turn pearsnickety
When they want apple
#101
Need a co-pie-lette
GPS says, "You are here."
Lies. There's nothing here.
#100
After the umpteenth
Honey cake and apple cake
Happy New Year pie
#99
Squabbling over
The last peach pies of summer
Bring on the apples
#98
Maine slip and fallin'
May Day! May Day! Goin' down...
Pie-buprofen, please
#97
Farewell fuzzy peach
Welcome sweet-tart plums
Not so fast, pumpkin
#96
Now it's very clear
Seasons change and so do pies
Bye bye summer crew
#95
Ode to the white peach
Perfectly eaten in hand
Or in a biscuit
#94
Birthday Surprise Pie
Hidden so very well I
Can't remember where
#93
Pie plate real estate
Summer sublets of stone fruit
Make mine pineapple
#92
Congratulations!
You are the proud parents of...
Slice the pie and see
#91
It's just peachy when
Caramel and Sriracha
Join the pie party
#90
Happy July 4th
Fireworks of fruit, but please
Don't ask for apple
#89
Sweet fruits of summer
I love you by the bushel
Puzzled by the peck
#88
Ithaca's gorgeous
Not a pie-athlon merely
A race through the hills
#87
Pie baker by day
Trades kitchen clogs for heels on
Tony Awards night
#86
Pie plate destiny
Cherries swingin' on a stem
Beware the stray pit
#85
Squooshed on train and street
Do not jostle this bag, Sir
It holds George's pie
#84
Impatient baker
Served fresh strawberry puddle
The pie's too darn hot
#83
What's your sign? he asked
Don't tell me... is it Pie-ces?
No. Butter fingers.
#82
Have pie will travel
To the LA Pie Social
Bring your rolling pin
#81
House of Pies beckons
Unable to resist I
Choose a slice to go
#80
Not a baker's bench
A park bench beneath spring skies
Just as sweet as pie
#79
Celebration Pie
For sweet Blondilocks and Pa
Please save me a slice
#78
Butterscotch Pecan
Aptly named Distraction Pie
Because- where was I?
#77
Meringues, macaroons
Reese's peanut butter eggs
On sale on Monday
#76
You're no bunny til'
Some bunny loves rhubarb more
Than marshmallow peeps
#75
Post Pie Day Hoopla
Biscuits with bacon and eggs
Maple syrup side
Mixer's on speed three
When you think it's on speed one
Need a fresh apron
#254
'Til next time white shoes
Miss you already peach pie
Stop pushing, apple
#253
Wordsmith Neil Simon
Wrote of crackers before they
Were hipster pie crusts
#252
Said the pastry cream
To the donut peach, you could
Use a few sprinkles
#251
A toast to Julia
A birthday without a crepe
Is just a meeting
#250
Aren't nectarines
Simply peaches without a
Five o'clock shadow?
#249
Excuse me, sheet pan
Might I borrow you for pie?
For dinner? No thanks
#248
Fruit with a lake view
Not quite the right pie plate but
Success nonetheless
#247
Sure, Carpe Fruit-em
Pie them and scone them but please
Don't squeeze them, they bruise
#246
Don't wake the peaches
Dozing in brown paper bags
They're a bit fuzzy
#245
Beneath the striped tent
Cherry pies, Unicorn cake
July 4th Bake-Off
#244
Pie plates sleeping late
Summer nectarines, cherries
Come and galette it
#243
June boasts strawberries
Pile them high in shortcakes
Fill tart shells, bake pies
#242
Cherry stained fingers
Pre-race day carbo-scone-ing
Gorges Ithaca
#241
Blue is bustin' out
All over the pie plate and
My clean white apron
#240
All too short but sweet
Local strawberry season
Simply loverly
#239
Meghan and Harry's
Deconstructed wedding cake
Waiting for my slice
#238
Eatin' Eaton mess
Instead of pigeon pie when
Harry weds Meghan
#237
Say it with bubbly
Or bouquets in spring pinks or
Rhubarb pie. Thanks, Mom.
#236
Freckle-faced berries
Warmed by the sun, sweetest when
Eaten out of hand
#235
Pie meets drip cake and
Wonders- did someone leave the
Cake out in the rain?
#234
Crunch time is taxing
Slice of pie, cup of coffee
Spiral expense book
#233
Hopeful for spring pie
The only thing in season
Is snow, not rhubarb
#232
It's not spring until
Mother Nature says it's spring
So stop your whining
#231
Lemon meringue and
Gingerbread sit at the bar
They order Guinness
#230
Less snow, more spring, please
Citrus splashes pies and tarts
Forkfuls of sunshine
#229
Poor Hamantaschen
Now sporting sprinkles, longs for
Poppy seeds and prune
#228
Kumquats are pie shy
Yet perfectly bittersweet
It's just the damn seeds
#227
A true pie-fecta
Chocolate, cherries, cheesecake
'Til next time Cupid
#226
On one's ninetieth
No debate, Pie vs. Cake
A little of each
#225
Ziploc bags of spring
Squirreled away in deep freeze
You don't scare me, Phil
#224
National Pie Day
Don't confuse it with Pi Day
Both fine days for pie
#223
Need pie-spiration
Mrs. Beeton's Cookery
And Meyer lemons
#222
In January
Down jackets, upturned collars
The sass of citrus
#221
Two thousand eighteen
Resolutions don't apply
To slices of pie
#220
Watch your step, pie bird
You've landed amidst pie crust
Artful, not humble
#219
As you celebrate
Wishing you pie-dings of joy
Lashings of merry
#218
Happy Hanukkah
Beware the box grater when
Making your latkes
#217
Pie might turn a Grinch
Into a Cindy Lou Who
With just one forkful
#216
When doughnut dough opts
To twist then loaf in a pan
We call it Babka
#215
Grateful on Friday
For three kinds of breakfast pie
Followed by a nap
#214
Pie-1-1 Hotline
Embrace the humble in pie
And find the laughter
#213
Don't squash my pie dreams
Step gingerly towards the gourd
We call butternut
#212
Pie-vember slinks in
Pins rolling, flour flying
And away we dough
#211
Peariodically
You just need a fistful, not
An entire pie
#210
One coast's cinnamon
Is another's cardamom
Feel the heat, spice girls
#209
I yam what I yam
Sweet, spiked with bourbon and just
A little nutty
#208
When you're pear contraire
It's crust a matter of time
Before apple wins
#207
Don't rush things, Pumpkin
Let's stop and smell the apples
And the raspberries
#206
Show me the honey
And the apple cakes, I'll show
You a challah-day
#205
High Holidays lurk
Apples, honey, cider, pies
Tell me, what's the Rosh?
#204
Stone fruit's last hurrah
You think I can't you see you but
I see you apple
#203
Hey there , September
As summer rolls into fall
It's time to peach out
#202
Hungry not hungry
Comfort in a custard pie
Sorry, not sharing
#201
When buttercream tiers
With fondant blooms just won't do
Then here comes the pied
#200
Ice cream in August
Happily teamed with pie or
Twisted, dipped, dripping
#199
Practice what you peach
Preferably in a tart
Filled with almond cream
#198
Far better than work
A weekend in the country
Baking pie with friends
#197
Bitter is better
Aperol orange with ice
Or chiffoned in pie
#196
Set me free clingstone
You just keep me hangin' on
Not peachy. Not keen.
#195
Where is the meat pie?
London always seems to say,
"Out of that today"
#194
Star-spangled flavors
Cherries, rhubarb, and bitters
4th of July pie
#193
Craving deep-dish peach
Peel a cookbook from the shelf
Springform standing by
#192
Stone fruits of summer
Smooth nectarine, fuzzy peach
Both cobbler worthy
#191
Red carpet high heels
Raspberry stained fingertips
You can dress her up...
#190
Welcome, month of June
Doughnuts have a holiday
Brides. Pies. Prom-posals.
#189
Memorial Day
Pie shells pleading for summer
Gladly sing the blues
#188
Good hot black coffee
And a slice of cherry pie
Welcome to Twin Peaks
#187
Happy Mother's Day
Eat some pie for breakfast. Why?
Because I said so.
#186
Chocolate and nuts
Jockeying for position
With bourbon, in pie
#185
Other than summer
It's the most wonderful time
Of the year to pie
#184
Ribbons of rhubarb
Welcome spring's leading lady
And Hello, Dolly
#183
Holidays linger
But don't worry- be hoppy
Mom's Day not til May
#182
Not a Peep from me
Push the pause on pate brisee
Make mine macaroon
#181
Weary of apples
Some days a pie whisperer
Others, pie screamer
#180
When pies and cakes pose
More than four questions, might I
Suggest a fruit bowl?
#179
When you're pie, not beer
Not so easy being green
On St. Patrick's Day
#178
Hamantaschen are
The original handpies
Name them for the queen
#177
Countdown to Pi(e) day
But first- a hat wearing cat
And pineapple pie
#176
Sunday night viewing
The Oscar goes to popcorn
Poor Twizzlers see red
#175
Be still my sniffles
Cold remedy by the slice
Kleenex by the box
#174
A nod to Mozart
For Galentine's, Valentine's
Chocolate, nuts, rose
#173
Punxsutawney Phil
Again, dashes dreams of spring
My thoughts turn to pie
#172
Well hello, Phyllo
Orange you available?
For pie? It's a date.
#171
Field trip biscotti
Is more portable than pie
Bring your own coffee
#170
It's my party and
I'll pie if I want to, please
Pass the Cheesy Puffs
#169
Purpose of your trip?
Pub crawl, pie crawl, bacon, cheese
Toronto New Year
#168
Pause the rolling pin
Pistachio buttercream
Yellow cake. Birthday.
#167
Just itchin' to ice
An ugly Christmas sweater
Holiday bake-off
#166
When Hanumas lurks
And weather outside's frightful
Brrr-bon brown butter
#165
The Windy City
It's pie kind of town, Chi-town
It's also too cold
#164
A respite between
Thanksgiving and Mistletoe
Peanut Butter Pie
#163
Happiness is pie
For breakfast on the Friday
After Thanksgiving
#162
I remember when
Turducken and Cherpumple
Were hip. That was then.
#161
Please pass the pumpkin
In a blind-baked pie shell and
Not as a latte
#160
Happy Guy Fawkes Day!
Remember, remember the
Cognac and Ginger
#159
Pining for Provence
And inching towards Pie-vember
Hurry- Quince me quick!
#158
Caught you red handed
Tarte Tatin begs oven mitts
Told you it was hot
#157
Woman on the verge
Of a boeuf-butter breakdown
Pass the galette, please
#156
Brits prefer their pies
Less sweet, more savory but
Save room for puddings
#155
Surprise! Apples in
The apple cake and honey
In the honey cake
#154
Playing with pie dough
Someone's at the kitchen door
Knock knock. Who's there? Fall.
#153
Pie indecision
No one loves an apple when
They really want peach
#152
Don't forget your lunch!
There's peanut butter unless
That's just not your jam
#151
Back-to-school biscuits
Just a little bit corny
September again
#150
Gin, splash of tonic
In a Walkers shortbread crust
No oven. Serve chilled.
#149
With each forkful of
Raspberry rhubarb pie I'm
Closer to the gate
#148
Slab pie is merely
Thinking outside the pie plate
And forks? Optional
#147
Suddenly August
Sweet yellow peaches are scarce
Blame February
#146
Peaches? Not peachy
But there is something borrowed,
Something blueberry
#145
A day at the peach
Clingstone, freestone, yellow, white
Better with bourbon
#144
Toasty meringue and
Ice cream pie with fudge when it's
Too darn hot outside
#143
Twelve thousand new friends
On the lawn at Tanglewood
Share a slice of pie
#142
A splash of bourbon
In cherry pie, considered
Old-fashioned by some
#141
Ithaca's Gorges
Running from the hiccup guy
Towards the Bluebarb pie
#140
Peace of pie- flavors
As vivid as a rainbow
Beneath cornmeal crumb
#139
You say Campari
I say Negroni, Kool says
Celebrate Good Times
#138
Beneath the lattice
In an unassuming pie
Revenge can be sweet
#137
Note to self again
Remember- the pies just baked
Are not what they want
#136
They tell me to chill
So I will- with a double
Scoop of gelato.
#135
After several
Glasses of Chianti, I
Now speak Italian.
#134
Seattle Sister
Pens this week's post because she's
Home and I am not.
#133
What? There's pie to eat
In London and Tuscany?
Fine. If you insist.
#132
Let my people go
And eat a little flour
Or we'll be cranky
#131
Why Elijah, why
Is my box of matzoh meal
Always expired?
#130
Rhubarb's back in town
As sassy as a tart tongued
Cell phoning patron
#129
Never a Girl Scout
Please Sir, I want Samoa
Scouts are smart cookies
#128
Hamantaschen and
Bunnies hoppin'- I'm falling
Down the rabbit hole
#127
Lucky, lucky me
Bring on the Hamantaschen
With a side of Peeps
#126
Love you, loathe you March
Shamrocks, Hamantash, Bunnies
Celebrate Pi(e) Day!
#125
Celebrating Seuss
Red and white hats, green eggs, ham
The Doctor is in
#124
Life gives you lemons
And also limes so it helps
To have a juicer
#123
The berries you bought
For a week's worth of breakfasts?
Baked into biscuits
#122
Love is in the air
And the powdered sugar which
Takes my breath away
#121
On a bumpy flight
But it's out of my control
I'm just the pie-lette
#120
You know I'd love to
But if I help shovel snow
Who will bake the pie?
#119
Wait- you're telling me
That's a freezer, not a fridge?
I thought it felt cold...
#118
Where are my sweat pants?
Boston boasts more than cream pie
Skinny jeans don't lie
#117
Don't pie for me, Sir
The truth is my downfall was
The wayward gravel
#116
Ringing in the New
Boozy cakes and tipsy pies
I'll be fast asleep
#115
Ho-Ho-Ho... Oh No!
I turned off the oven, right?
I'm certain. I think.
#114
When mixing meringue
It's a marshmallow world so
Be sure to wear white
#113
I'd love to attend
Responded the humble pie
I'll dress as a tart
#112
Kugel meets latke
In a cast iron skillet
Hanukkah pie, sweet!
#111
Pie-lapalooza
Pumpkin and Wild Nut and
A sliver of Mince
#110
Don't mince words, Pumpkin
You want your pie baked Thursday?
Doesn't everyone
#109
Pass the pate brisee
Five hundred pie shells to roll
Never mind, I'm sick
#108
Dear Apple and Pear,
Might I tag along with you?
Signed, Your Cousin, Quince
#107
Déjà boo again
Costume parade snakes through town
Happy Halloween
#106
I can't quite hear you
How do you spell your name, please
Hello? Hello? Click.
#105
If the Great Pumpkin
Was truly great, my pie would
Be gourd-geous, no cracks
#104
When pie peeps gather
Best to observe the dress code
Wear your stretchy pants
#103
Goin' to Grapeland
Where the air smells purple and
Concords fill the pies
#102
Anjou, Bosc, Bartlett
People turn pearsnickety
When they want apple
#101
Need a co-pie-lette
GPS says, "You are here."
Lies. There's nothing here.
#100
After the umpteenth
Honey cake and apple cake
Happy New Year pie
#99
Squabbling over
The last peach pies of summer
Bring on the apples
#98
Maine slip and fallin'
May Day! May Day! Goin' down...
Pie-buprofen, please
#97
Farewell fuzzy peach
Welcome sweet-tart plums
Not so fast, pumpkin
#96
Now it's very clear
Seasons change and so do pies
Bye bye summer crew
#95
Ode to the white peach
Perfectly eaten in hand
Or in a biscuit
#94
Birthday Surprise Pie
Hidden so very well I
Can't remember where
#93
Pie plate real estate
Summer sublets of stone fruit
Make mine pineapple
#92
Congratulations!
You are the proud parents of...
Slice the pie and see
#91
It's just peachy when
Caramel and Sriracha
Join the pie party
#90
Happy July 4th
Fireworks of fruit, but please
Don't ask for apple
#89
Sweet fruits of summer
I love you by the bushel
Puzzled by the peck
#88
Ithaca's gorgeous
Not a pie-athlon merely
A race through the hills
#87
Pie baker by day
Trades kitchen clogs for heels on
Tony Awards night
#86
Pie plate destiny
Cherries swingin' on a stem
Beware the stray pit
#85
Squooshed on train and street
Do not jostle this bag, Sir
It holds George's pie
#84
Impatient baker
Served fresh strawberry puddle
The pie's too darn hot
#83
What's your sign? he asked
Don't tell me... is it Pie-ces?
No. Butter fingers.
#82
Have pie will travel
To the LA Pie Social
Bring your rolling pin
#81
House of Pies beckons
Unable to resist I
Choose a slice to go
#80
Not a baker's bench
A park bench beneath spring skies
Just as sweet as pie
#79
Celebration Pie
For sweet Blondilocks and Pa
Please save me a slice
#78
Butterscotch Pecan
Aptly named Distraction Pie
Because- where was I?
#77
Meringues, macaroons
Reese's peanut butter eggs
On sale on Monday
#76
You're no bunny til'
Some bunny loves rhubarb more
Than marshmallow peeps
#75
Post Pie Day Hoopla
Biscuits with bacon and eggs
Maple syrup side
#74
Pie Socializing
Three point one four one five day
Hold on to your fork
#73
Pass the poppy seeds
Hamantaschen, Purim Pie
Way to go, Esther
#72
If there is no pie
Then there is no happiness
A slice of wisdom
#71
And the winner is...
Nutella- by the spoonful
Or baked in a pie
#70
Stupid Cupid, set
Me free from the bakery
Don't you have a heart?
#69
When is it pie time?
When the clock strikes After Eight
Or when I say so
#68
Hey! Snow Day! I want
A do-over. One day more
To bake pie in peace
#67
National Pie Day
Random acts of pie-ness, yes
Share pie with a friend
#66
Where's the Quiet Car?
Prague to Vienna, best to
Look out the window
#65
Kaffee kulture means
Coffee in a paper cup
Is a rarity
#64
Oodles of strudels
Steamy cocoa topped with 'schlag'
Winter holiday
#63
Cindy Lou Who bakes
Rugelach for Hanukkah
Honestly, who knew?
#62
Red royal icing
Pales in comparison with
The red of my nose
#61
Roll out the jolly
It's all about the cookies
Well earned Pie-atus
#60
Beware the thin slice
Don't let Ellen cut the pie
Happy Thanksgiving
#59
Pie Anxiety
When you wake to find your dream
Is reality
#58
Not in a good way
The cinnamon scented broom
Takes my breath away
#57
Pie-oh-neer Women
Unafraid of Thanksgiving
Keep rolling along
#56
You say potato
I say yam and bourbon and
Brittle on the side
#55
One for the Baker
Is why a Baker's Dozen
Is thirteen not twelve
#54
Beware the sharp knife
When prepping quinces for pie
Espresso can wait
#53
I just can't help it
Gluten free mini cupcakes
Make me plum crazy
#52
The long, winding road
Leads to chocolate walnut
When pears are not ripe
#51
The apple cake sticks
In the non-stick Bundt pan try
Apple pie instead
#50
And when the rains came
Commercial plastic wrap saved
The pies from drowning
#49
How do you keep her
In New Jersey now that she's
Seen Rensselaerville?
#48
Jell-O and Cool Whip
Cozy in a pie shell but
Nellie and Joe win
#47
A pie tour you say?
Where is Ellen to play judge?
Unavailable
#46
Can I have a job?
Cover letter, Resume
It's Boston Cream PIE?
#45
Gone to read and write
See you in September, please
Turn off the oven
#44
Hey! It's your birthday
But you ate all the peaches
Sigh... No pie for you
#43
Fresh raspberry pie?
Swedish Chef nods bork! bork! bork!
And serves Snozzberry
#42
Lattice be pie pals
Cherry said to apricot
Won't crimp your style
#41
Don't say I never
Baked you your very own pie
Happy Father's Day
#40
Elbow meets oven
Hip meets corner of table
Baker black and blue
#39
Guilty cried the Judge
What is my crime, Your Honor?
No pie for the Judge
#38
Rhubarb is not fruit
It's a vegetable that stained
My new white shirt red
#37
No pie on Pesach
Coconut macaroons will
Rise above the rest
#36
Here comes cherry pie
There goes the white tablecloth
Where is the stain stick?
#35
Challenging road trip
Poor tire flat as pie dough
Pass me the 'donut'
#34
Could not did not sleep
Now it's half past dark thirty
Time to make the pies
#33
Mile High Pie, Sigh
Wish I were in New Orleans
It's not snowing there
#32
Non-stick cooking spray
I loathe thee You're slippery
Whoops drop whoops drop whoops
#31
Distracted baker
Add the powder, soda, salt
Wait. Didn't I just...?
#30
Pizza pie perches
On the roof of my car for
Just a second, whoops...
#29
He says I'm kneady
I thought we were just peachy
Truth is, he's flaky
#28
My Cherry amour
Pretty little pie that I
Adore a la mode
#27
On July the 4th
Proclaim your pie dependence
Red, white, blueberry
#26
Fresh raspberry pie?
Swedish Chef nods bork! bork! bork!
And serves Snozzberry
#25
Lattice be pie pals
Cherry said to apricot
Won't crimp your style
#24
Don't say I never
Baked you your very own pie
Happy Father's Day
#23
Elbow meets oven
Hip meets corner of table
Baker black and blue
#22
Smoke gets in your eyes
When you think the pie plate is
Deep dish but it's not
#21
Uncork the champagne
Slice up the strawberry tart
No more tuition
#20
Graduation Pie
Two parts pineapple one cream
Magna Rum Laude
#19
No breakfast in bed
Baking pies all the day long
Where's my Mimosa?
#18
What'll it be Pal?
cinco de Mayo Pie-oh
And a whipped cream shot
#17
Guilty cried the Judge
What is my crime, Your Honor?
No pie for the Judge
#16
Rhubarb is not fruit
It's a vegetable that stained
My new white shirt red
#15
No pie on Pesach
Coconut macaroons will
Rise above the rest
#14
Here comes cherry pie
There goes the white tablecloth
Where is the stain stick?
#13
Mr. Oven Man
Thank you Three fifty is now
Really Three fifty
#12
Challenging road trip
Poor tire flat as pie dough
Pass me the 'donut'
#11
Could not did not sleep
Now it's half past dark thirty
Time to make the pies
#10
Three point one four day
Is just around the corner
Pre-heat your oven
#9
Mile High Pie, Sigh
Wish I were in New Orleans
It's not snowing there
#8
Non-stick cooking spray
I loathe thee You're slippery
Whoops drop whoops drop whoops
#7
Snowmageddon falls
I will shovel then eat pie
And curse the Groundhog
#6
Distracted baker
Add the powder, soda, salt
Wait. Didn't I just...?
#5
Pizza pie perches
On the roof of my car for
Just a second, whoops...
#4
Apple Cinnamon
Kindred to pie and strudel
Bagels? Not so much
#3
Grapefruit seeks pie shell
Meringue loves only lemon
Grapefruit sits alone
#2
Holidays be still
My rolling pin is weary
January. Sigh
#1
Why do I forget
The left-handed oven mitt
It has a hole. Ouch
Pie Socializing
Three point one four one five day
Hold on to your fork
#73
Pass the poppy seeds
Hamantaschen, Purim Pie
Way to go, Esther
#72
If there is no pie
Then there is no happiness
A slice of wisdom
#71
And the winner is...
Nutella- by the spoonful
Or baked in a pie
#70
Stupid Cupid, set
Me free from the bakery
Don't you have a heart?
#69
When is it pie time?
When the clock strikes After Eight
Or when I say so
#68
Hey! Snow Day! I want
A do-over. One day more
To bake pie in peace
#67
National Pie Day
Random acts of pie-ness, yes
Share pie with a friend
#66
Where's the Quiet Car?
Prague to Vienna, best to
Look out the window
#65
Kaffee kulture means
Coffee in a paper cup
Is a rarity
#64
Oodles of strudels
Steamy cocoa topped with 'schlag'
Winter holiday
#63
Cindy Lou Who bakes
Rugelach for Hanukkah
Honestly, who knew?
#62
Red royal icing
Pales in comparison with
The red of my nose
#61
Roll out the jolly
It's all about the cookies
Well earned Pie-atus
#60
Beware the thin slice
Don't let Ellen cut the pie
Happy Thanksgiving
#59
Pie Anxiety
When you wake to find your dream
Is reality
#58
Not in a good way
The cinnamon scented broom
Takes my breath away
#57
Pie-oh-neer Women
Unafraid of Thanksgiving
Keep rolling along
#56
You say potato
I say yam and bourbon and
Brittle on the side
#55
One for the Baker
Is why a Baker's Dozen
Is thirteen not twelve
#54
Beware the sharp knife
When prepping quinces for pie
Espresso can wait
#53
I just can't help it
Gluten free mini cupcakes
Make me plum crazy
#52
The long, winding road
Leads to chocolate walnut
When pears are not ripe
#51
The apple cake sticks
In the non-stick Bundt pan try
Apple pie instead
#50
And when the rains came
Commercial plastic wrap saved
The pies from drowning
#49
How do you keep her
In New Jersey now that she's
Seen Rensselaerville?
#48
Jell-O and Cool Whip
Cozy in a pie shell but
Nellie and Joe win
#47
A pie tour you say?
Where is Ellen to play judge?
Unavailable
#46
Can I have a job?
Cover letter, Resume
It's Boston Cream PIE?
#45
Gone to read and write
See you in September, please
Turn off the oven
#44
Hey! It's your birthday
But you ate all the peaches
Sigh... No pie for you
#43
Fresh raspberry pie?
Swedish Chef nods bork! bork! bork!
And serves Snozzberry
#42
Lattice be pie pals
Cherry said to apricot
Won't crimp your style
#41
Don't say I never
Baked you your very own pie
Happy Father's Day
#40
Elbow meets oven
Hip meets corner of table
Baker black and blue
#39
Guilty cried the Judge
What is my crime, Your Honor?
No pie for the Judge
#38
Rhubarb is not fruit
It's a vegetable that stained
My new white shirt red
#37
No pie on Pesach
Coconut macaroons will
Rise above the rest
#36
Here comes cherry pie
There goes the white tablecloth
Where is the stain stick?
#35
Challenging road trip
Poor tire flat as pie dough
Pass me the 'donut'
#34
Could not did not sleep
Now it's half past dark thirty
Time to make the pies
#33
Mile High Pie, Sigh
Wish I were in New Orleans
It's not snowing there
#32
Non-stick cooking spray
I loathe thee You're slippery
Whoops drop whoops drop whoops
#31
Distracted baker
Add the powder, soda, salt
Wait. Didn't I just...?
#30
Pizza pie perches
On the roof of my car for
Just a second, whoops...
#29
He says I'm kneady
I thought we were just peachy
Truth is, he's flaky
#28
My Cherry amour
Pretty little pie that I
Adore a la mode
#27
On July the 4th
Proclaim your pie dependence
Red, white, blueberry
#26
Fresh raspberry pie?
Swedish Chef nods bork! bork! bork!
And serves Snozzberry
#25
Lattice be pie pals
Cherry said to apricot
Won't crimp your style
#24
Don't say I never
Baked you your very own pie
Happy Father's Day
#23
Elbow meets oven
Hip meets corner of table
Baker black and blue
#22
Smoke gets in your eyes
When you think the pie plate is
Deep dish but it's not
#21
Uncork the champagne
Slice up the strawberry tart
No more tuition
#20
Graduation Pie
Two parts pineapple one cream
Magna Rum Laude
#19
No breakfast in bed
Baking pies all the day long
Where's my Mimosa?
#18
What'll it be Pal?
cinco de Mayo Pie-oh
And a whipped cream shot
#17
Guilty cried the Judge
What is my crime, Your Honor?
No pie for the Judge
#16
Rhubarb is not fruit
It's a vegetable that stained
My new white shirt red
#15
No pie on Pesach
Coconut macaroons will
Rise above the rest
#14
Here comes cherry pie
There goes the white tablecloth
Where is the stain stick?
#13
Mr. Oven Man
Thank you Three fifty is now
Really Three fifty
#12
Challenging road trip
Poor tire flat as pie dough
Pass me the 'donut'
#11
Could not did not sleep
Now it's half past dark thirty
Time to make the pies
#10
Three point one four day
Is just around the corner
Pre-heat your oven
#9
Mile High Pie, Sigh
Wish I were in New Orleans
It's not snowing there
#8
Non-stick cooking spray
I loathe thee You're slippery
Whoops drop whoops drop whoops
#7
Snowmageddon falls
I will shovel then eat pie
And curse the Groundhog
#6
Distracted baker
Add the powder, soda, salt
Wait. Didn't I just...?
#5
Pizza pie perches
On the roof of my car for
Just a second, whoops...
#4
Apple Cinnamon
Kindred to pie and strudel
Bagels? Not so much
#3
Grapefruit seeks pie shell
Meringue loves only lemon
Grapefruit sits alone
#2
Holidays be still
My rolling pin is weary
January. Sigh
#1
Why do I forget
The left-handed oven mitt
It has a hole. Ouch