Pie-Ku

#330
May ebbs into June
Not enough cherries for pie
Just enough for cake

#329
ARMCHAIR TRAVELER
CRAFTER OF CRAFT COCKTAILS AND
AN OPEN-FACED PIE

#328
Rhubarb pie pause and
Craving crumb cake on a strange
Mother's Day weekend

#327
MAR'PRIL IS NOW MAY
CUTTING BOARD CRIME SCENE, I AM
A STALKER OF STALKS

#326
WELCOME TO WEEK 5
OF BAKING IN PLACE, THIS WEEK
PIES, BREADS, AND PUDDINGS

#325
A crafty cabbage
Instead of celebrations
Filled with cake, not pie

#324
Frozen fruit evokes
Memories of a mentor
Fine excuse for pie

#323
Unusual days
Coax us to be creative
In pie and in life

#322
Maybe it's just me
But my pantry and fridge will
never be pie-fect

#321
In these crazy times
Jazz hands hand pies for Pi(e) day
But wash your hands first

#320
Noshin' the taschen
Triangular hand pies that
Celebrate Esther

#319
Volcanic sneezes
From bed to kitchen miles
No pie-ing today

#318
Grand gestures of love
Sweet cherries from Wisconsin
Say it with flours

#317
Meyer lemons and
Sour cherries far better
Than footballs, groundhogs

#316
Mid-January
Disgruntled gingerbread man
Pines for December

#315
In January
As my meringue gently weeps
Flapper/prairie pie

#314
'Bye twenty nineteen
Here comes twenty twenty as
Fickle as meringue

#313
Hanukkah cookies
Meyer lemon rugelach
After the latkes

#312
No red no green just
Pretty in pink grapefruit curd
Buttermilk biscuits

#311
By gosh by golly
Royal icing why must you
Be so difficult

#310
Call off the pumpkins
Pause on pecan and apple
Sour cherry stash

#309
Clean out your fridge day
Falls on November fifteenth
Don your rubber gloves

#308
Making the pie shells
Is only the half of it
We have to fill them

#307
Hello, November
Hoping for half-priced Reese's
Pie-mageddon lurks

#306
Send in the clown from
Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale to
Bake a warden pie

#305
Just as many pies
No need for a kids table
The kids are grown-ups

#304
One pair stretchy pants
Canadian Thanksgiving
Giving thanks for pie

#303
Open faced galette
A theatre in the round of
Fan-kicking sweet plums

#302
Dreaming appeltaart
Apple cake purgatory
L'shanah tovah

#301
Finally autumn
Unleash the pumpkin floodgates
Beware cold and flu

#300
Harbinger of fall
A well loved torte is east
and just plum dandy

#299
Taste memory is
When your blueberry cobbler
Tastes like summer camp

#298
Still Pie-ing with a
Riot of sweet summer fruit
So back off, pumpkin

#297
August twenty fourth
A perfect day to plug in
Your waffle irons

#296
Just how much bourbon
Goes into the caramel
Depends on the day

#295
Pie later but now
Peach fritters spicy sugar
Because it's Friday

#294
Security pause
Nothing to declare I swear
Who me? Step aside?

#293
Cornmeal dusted cheek
Out damned olive oil spot!
Need a vacation

#292
Popovers baking
Don't open the oven door
To peek. Don't do it

#291
Grill doused in showers
Rain soaked peaches forced indoors
Hello, cast iron

#290
Wipe away the tears
With your cleanest oven mitt
Pie break-ups, the worst

#289
Some berries are best
When simply dressed and served with
A side of pie crust

#288
Coconut Cream Pride
Because love is love is love
And pie doesn't judge

#287
A thief in the dawn
Smuggles a slice of pie in
Cloak of Tupperware

#286
Surf's up, pool's open
Distraction ruffle swimsuit
After too much pie

#285
Fresh Bluebarb pie is
Guaranteed to stain that new
White shirt you just bought

#284
Uncommon plate mates
King Arthur's yellow cake with
A side of pie plant

#283
One case rhubarb yields
Two dozen lattice pies and
Ten red stained fingers

#282
Rhubarb's running late
Forcing pie shells to sing the
Out of season blues

#281
Happy Passover
Eat your macaroons but know
They're not macarons

#280
Happy Birthday to
Edna Lewis, sung by a
Chorus of pie birds

#279
Hot blueberry pie
Impatient hands, slice too soon
Puddles on the plate

#278
Once loved frozen fruit
Frostbitten in the freezer
Make room for rhubarb

#277
Til' next year Pi(e) Day
Getting down to Guinness and
Happy Ides of March

#276
Pineapple pie might
Be just the ticket after
Some green eggs and ham

#275
Rommy taught us well
Even in matters of the
J-E-L-L-O

#274
Phil hops the red eye
On the eve of Groundhog's Day
Then back to LA

#273
Pie plates are loafin'
Orange you glad there's citrus
In January

#272
Likely chance of snow
Hunkering down to bake please
Turn the oven on

#271
It's my party and
I'll pie if I want to or
I just might cake walk

#270
Thanks, Trader Joe's for
The Meyer lemons sorry
They rolled all over

#269
Apple pie resolves
To work off that double crust
Galette-ing in shape

#268
Pie-bye, December
Don't let the oven door hit
You on the way out

#267
The gingerbread man
Booked a flight to Boca the
Day after Christmas

#266
You didn't say there's
Royal icing in my hair
Until we got home

#265
Leave it to Memphis
For inspiring perfect
Hanukkah doughnuts

#264
Seven hundred and
Seventy five pies later
Three personal pies

#263
Late to Friendsgiving
Where's my Tupperware? This pie's
Too hot to handle

#262
Pie-standers love to
Offer their opinion but
Rarely bring dessert

#261
Don't candy-coat it
Halloween upstages pie
For now, not for long

#260
Dreams of appeltaart
Enough already jet-lag
That clock must be wrong

#259
Security line
Please don't make me miss my train
Running, running, run...

#258
Well hello, Oslo
Don't let the world pass you pie
Later, rolling pin

#257
Why must you, Anjou?
Pearful what you wish for or
Face the 'sleepy' pear

#256
Stealthy lemon seed
The one that got away and
Turned up in your pie

#255
Mixer's on speed three
When you think it's on speed one
Need a fresh apron

#254
'Til next time white shoes
Miss you already peach pie
Stop pushing, apple

#253
Wordsmith Neil Simon
Wrote of crackers before they
Were hipster pie crusts

#252
Said the pastry cream
To the donut peach, you could
Use a few sprinkles

#251
A toast to Julia
A birthday without a crepe
Is just a meeting

#250
Aren't nectarines
Simply peaches without a
Five o'clock shadow?

#249
Excuse me, sheet pan
Might I borrow you for pie?
For dinner? No thanks

#248
Fruit with a lake view
Not quite the right pie plate but
Success nonetheless

#247
Sure, Carpe Fruit-em
Pie them and scone them but please
Don't squeeze them, they bruise

#246
Don't wake the peaches
Dozing in brown paper bags
They're a bit fuzzy

#245
Beneath the striped tent
Cherry pies, Unicorn cake
July 4th Bake-Off

#244
Pie plates sleeping late
Summer nectarines, cherries
Come and galette it

#243
June boasts strawberries
Pile them high in shortcakes
Fill tart shells, bake pies

#242
Cherry stained fingers
Pre-race day carbo-scone-ing
Gorges Ithaca

#241
Blue is bustin' out
All over the pie plate and
My clean white apron

#240
All too short but sweet
Local strawberry season
Simply loverly

#239
Meghan and Harry's
Deconstructed wedding cake
Waiting for my slice

#238
Eatin' Eaton mess
Instead of pigeon pie when
Harry weds Meghan

#237
Say it with bubbly
Or bouquets in spring pinks or
Rhubarb pie. Thanks, Mom.

#236
Freckle-faced berries
Warmed by the sun, sweetest when
Eaten out of hand

#235
Pie meets drip cake and
Wonders- did someone leave the
Cake out in the rain?

#234
Crunch time is taxing
Slice of pie, cup of coffee
Spiral expense book

#233
Hopeful for spring pie
The only thing in season
Is snow, not rhubarb

#232
It's not spring until
Mother Nature says it's spring
So stop your whining

#231
Lemon meringue and
Gingerbread sit at the bar
They order Guinness

#230
Less snow, more spring, please
Citrus splashes pies and tarts
Forkfuls of sunshine

#229
Poor Hamantaschen
Now sporting sprinkles, longs for
Poppy seeds and prune

#228
Kumquats are pie shy
Yet perfectly bittersweet
It's just the damn seeds

#227
A true pie-fecta
Chocolate, cherries, cheesecake
'Til next time Cupid

#226
On one's ninetieth
No debate, Pie vs. Cake
A little of each

#225
Ziploc bags of spring
Squirreled away in deep freeze
You don't scare me, Phil

#224
National Pie Day
Don't confuse it with Pi Day
Both fine days for pie

#223
Need pie-spiration
Mrs. Beeton's Cookery
And Meyer lemons

#222
In January
Down jackets, upturned collars
The sass of citrus

#221
Two thousand eighteen
Resolutions don't apply
To slices of pie

#220
Watch your step, pie bird
You've landed amidst pie crust
Artful, not humble

#219
As you celebrate
Wishing you pie-dings of joy
Lashings of merry

#218
Happy Hanukkah
Beware the box grater when
Making your latkes

#217
Pie might turn a Grinch
Into a Cindy Lou Who
With just one forkful

#216
When doughnut dough opts
To twist then loaf in a pan
We call it Babka

#215
Grateful on Friday
For three kinds of breakfast pie
Followed by a nap

#214
Pie-1-1 Hotline
Embrace the humble in pie
And find the laughter

#213
Don't squash my pie dreams
Step gingerly towards the gourd
We call butternut

#212
Pie-vember slinks in
Pins rolling, flour flying
And away we dough

#211
Peariodically
You just need a fistful, not
An entire pie

#210
One coast's cinnamon
Is another's cardamom
Feel the heat, spice girls

#209
I yam what I yam
Sweet, spiked with bourbon and just
A little nutty

#208
When you're pear contraire
It's crust a matter of time
Before apple wins

#207
Don't rush things, Pumpkin
Let's stop and smell the apples
And the raspberries

#206
Show me the honey
And the apple cakes, I'll show
You a challah-day

#205
High Holidays lurk
Apples, honey, cider, pies
Tell me, what's the Rosh?

#204
Stone fruit's last hurrah
You think I can't you see you but
I see you apple

#203
Hey there, September
As summer rolls into fall
It's time to peach out

#202
Hungry not hungry
Comfort in a custard pie
Sorry, not sharing

#201
When buttercream tiers
With fondant blooms just won't do
Then here comes the pied

#200
Ice cream in August
Happily teamed with pie or
Twisted, dipped, dripping

#199
Practice what you peach
Preferably in a tart
Filled with almond cream

#198
Far better than work
A weekend in the country
Baking pie with friends

#197
Bitter is better
Aperol orange with ice
Or chiffoned in pie

#196
Set me free clingstone
You just keep me hangin' on
Not peachy. Not keen.

#195
Where is the meat pie?
London always seems to say,
"Out of that today"

#194
Star-spangled flavors
Cherries, rhubarb, and bitters
4th of July pie

#193
Craving deep-dish peach
Peel a cookbook from the shelf
Springform standing by

#192
Stone fruits of summer
Smooth nectarine, fuzzy peach
Both cobbler worthy

#191
Red carpet high heels
Raspberry stained fingertips
You can dress her up...

#190
Welcome, month of June
Doughnuts have a holiday
Brides. Pies. Prom-posals.

#189
Memorial Day
Pie shells pleading for summer
Gladly sing the blues

#188
Good hot black coffee
And a slice of cherry pie
Welcome to Twin Peaks

#187
Happy Mother's Day
Eat some pie for breakfast. Why?
Because I said so.

#186
Chocolate and nuts
Jockeying for position
With bourbon, in pie

#185
Other than summer
It's the most wonderful time
Of the year to pie

#184
Ribbons of rhubarb
Welcome spring's leading lady
And Hello, Dolly

#183
Holidays linger
But don't worry- be hoppy
Mom's Day not til May

#182
Not a Peep from me
Push the pause on pate brisee
Make mine macaroon

#181
Weary of apples
Some days a pie whisperer
Others, pie screamer

#180
When pies and cakes pose
More than four questions, might I
Suggest a fruit bowl?

#179
When you're pie, not beer
Not so easy being green
On St. Patrick's Day

#178
Hamantaschen are
The original handpies
Name them for the queen

#177
Countdown to Pi(e) day
But first- a hat wearing cat
And pineapple pie

#176
Sunday night viewing
The Oscar goes to popcorn
Poor Twizzlers see red

#175
Be still my sniffles
Cold remedy by the slice
Kleenex by the box

#174
A nod to Mozart
For Galentine's, Valentine's
Chocolate, nuts, rose

#173
Punxsutawney Phil
Again, dashes dreams of spring
My thoughts turn to pie

#172
Well hello, Phyllo
Orange you available?
For pie? It's a date.

#171
Field trip biscotti
Is more portable than pie
Bring your own coffee

#170
It's my party and
I'll pie if I want to, please
Pass the Cheesy Puffs

#169
Purpose of your trip?
Pub crawl, pie crawl, bacon, cheese
Toronto New Year

#168
Pause the rolling pin
Pistachio buttercream
Yellow cake. Birthday.

#167
Just itchin' to ice
An ugly Christmas sweater
Holiday bake-off

#166
When Hanumas lurks
And weather outside's frightful
Brrr-bon brown butter

#165
The Windy City
It's pie kind of town, Chi-town
It's also too cold

#164
A respite between
Thanksgiving and Mistletoe
Peanut Butter Pie

#163
Happiness is pie
For breakfast on the Friday
After Thanksgiving

#162
I remember when
Turducken and Cherpumple
Were hip. That was then.

#161
Please pass the pumpkin
In a blind-baked pie shell and
Not as a latte

#160
Happy Guy Fawkes Day!
Remember, remember the
Cognac and Ginger

#159
Pining for Provence
And inching towards Pie-vember
Hurry- Quince me quick!

#158
Caught you red handed
Tarte Tatin begs oven mitts
Told you it was hot

#157
Woman on the verge
Of a boeuf-butter breakdown
Pass the galette, please

#156
Brits prefer their pies
Less sweet, more savory but
Save room for puddings

#155
Surprise! Apples in
The apple cake and honey
In the honey cake

#154
Playing with pie dough
Someone's at the kitchen door
Knock knock. Who's there? Fall.

#153
Pie indecision
No one loves an apple when
They really want peach

#152
Don't forget your lunch!
There's peanut butter unless
That's just not your jam

#151
Back-to-school biscuits
Just a little bit corny
September again

#150
Gin, splash of tonic
In a Walkers shortbread crust
No oven. Serve chilled.

#149
With each forkful of
Raspberry rhubarb pie I'm
Closer to the gate

#148
Slab pie is merely
Thinking outside the pie plate
And forks? Optional

#147
Suddenly August
Sweet yellow peaches are scarce
Blame February

#146
Peaches? Not peachy
But there is something borrowed,
Something blueberry

#145
A day at the peach
Clingstone, freestone, yellow, white
Better with bourbon

#144
Toasty meringue and
Ice cream pie with fudge when it's
Too darn hot outside

#143
Twelve thousand new friends
On the lawn at Tanglewood
Share a slice of pie

#142
A splash of bourbon
In cherry pie, considered
Old-fashioned by some

#141
Ithaca's Gorges
Running from the hiccup guy
Towards the Bluebarb pie

#140
Peace of pie- flavors
As vivid as a rainbow
Beneath cornmeal crumb

#139
You say Campari
I say Negroni, Kool says
Celebrate Good Times

#138
Beneath the lattice
In an unassuming pie
Revenge can be sweet

#137
Note to self again
Remember- the pies just baked
Are not what they wan

#136
They tell me to chill
So I will- with a double
Scoop of gelato.

#135
After several
Glasses of Chianti, I
Now speak Italian.

#134
Seattle Sister
Pens this week's post because she's
Home and I am not.

#133
What? There's pie to eat
In London and Tuscany?
Fine. If you insist.

#132
Let my people go
And eat a little flour
Or we'll be cranky

#131
Why Elijah, why
Is my box of matzoh meal
Always expired?

#130
Rhubarb's back in town
As sassy as a tart tongued
Cell phoning patron

#129
Never a Girl Scout
Please Sir, I want Samoa
Scouts are smart cookies

#128
Hamantaschen and
Bunnies hoppin'- I'm falling
Down the rabbit hole

#127
Lucky, lucky me
Bring on the Hamantaschen
With a side of Peeps

#126
Love you, loathe you March
Shamrocks, Hamantash, Bunnies
Celebrate Pi(e) Day!

#125
Celebrating Seuss
Red and white hats, green eggs, ham
The Doctor is in

#124
Life gives you lemons
And also limes so it helps
To have a juicer

#123
The berries you bought
For a week's worth of breakfasts?
Baked into biscuits

#122
Love is in the air
And the powdered sugar which
Takes my breath away

#121
On a bumpy flight
But it's out of my control
I'm just the pie-lette

#120
You know I'd love to
But if I help shovel snow
Who will bake the pie?

#119
Wait- you're telling me
That's a freezer, not a fridge?
I thought it felt cold...

#118
Where are my sweat pants?
Boston boasts more than cream pie
Skinny jeans don't lie

#117
Don't pie for me, Sir
The truth is my downfall was
The wayward gravel

#116
Ringing in the New
Boozy cakes and tipsy pies
I'll be fast asleep

#115
Ho-Ho-Ho... Oh No!
I turned off the oven, right?
I'm certain. I think.

#114
When mixing meringue
It's a marshmallow world so
Be sure to wear white

#113
I'd love to attend
Responded the humble pie
I'll dress as a tart

#112
Kugel meets latke
In a cast iron skillet
Hanukkah pie, sweet!

#111
Pie-lapalooza
Pumpkin and Wild Nut and
A sliver of Mince

#110
Don't mince words, Pumpkin
You want your pie baked Thursday?
Doesn't everyone

#109
Pass the pate brisee
Five hundred pie shells to roll
Never mind, I'm sick

#108
Dear Apple and Pear,
Might I tag along with you?
Signed, Your Cousin, Quince

#107
Déjà boo again
Costume parade snakes through town
Happy Halloween

#106
I can't quite hear you
How do you spell your name, please
Hello? Hello? Click.

#105
If the Great Pumpkin
Was truly great, my pie would
Be gourd-geous, no cracks

#104
When pie peeps gather
Best to observe the dress code
Wear your stretchy pants

#103
Goin' to Grapeland
Where the air smells purple and
Concords fill the pies

#102
Anjou, Bosc, Bartlett
People turn pearsnickety
When they want apple

#101
Need a co-pie-lette
GPS says, "You are here."
Lies. There's nothing here.

#100
After the umpteenth
Honey cake and apple cake
Happy New Year pie

#99
Squabbling over
The last peach pies of summer
Bring on the apples

#98
Maine slip and fallin'
May Day! May Day! Goin' down...
Pie-buprofen, please

#97
Farewell fuzzy peach
Welcome sweet-tart plums
Not so fast, pumpkin

#96
Now it's very clear
Seasons change and so do pies
Bye bye summer crew

#95
Ode to the white peach
Perfectly eaten in hand
Or in a biscuit

#94
Birthday Surprise Pie
Hidden so very well I
Can't remember where

#93
Pie plate real estate
Summer sublets of stone fruit
Make mine pineapple

#92
Congratulations!
You are the proud parents of...
Slice the pie and see

#91
It's just peachy when
Caramel and Sriracha
Join the pie party

#90
Happy July 4th
Fireworks of fruit, but please
Don't ask for apple

#89
Sweet fruits of summer
I love you by the bushel
Puzzled by the peck

#88
Ithaca's gorgeous
Not a pie-athlon merely
A race through the hills

#87
Pie baker by day
Trades kitchen clogs for heels on
Tony Awards night

#86
Pie plate destiny
Cherries swingin' on a stem
Beware the stray pit

#85
Squooshed on train and street
Do not jostle this bag, Sir
It holds George's pie

#84
Impatient baker
Served fresh strawberry puddle
The pie's too darn hot

#83
What's your sign? he asked
Don't tell me... is it Pie-ces?
No. Butter fingers.

#82
Have pie will travel
To the LA Pie Social
Bring your rolling pin

#81
House of Pies beckons
Unable to resist I
Choose a slice to go

#80
Not a baker's bench
A park bench beneath spring skies
Just as sweet as pie

#79
Celebration Pie
For sweet Blondilocks and Pa
Please save me a slice

#78
Butterscotch Pecan
Aptly named Distraction Pie
Because- where was I?

#77
Meringues, macaroons
Reese's peanut butter eggs
On sale on Monday

#76
You're no bunny til'
Some bunny loves rhubarb more
Than marshmallow peeps

#75
Post Pie Day Hoopla
Biscuits with bacon and eggs
Maple syrup side

#74
Pie Socializing
Three point one four one five day
Hold on to your fork

#73
Pass the poppy seeds
Hamantaschen, Purim Pie
Way to go, Esther

#72
If there is no pie
Then there is no happiness
A slice of wisdom

#71
And the winner is...
Nutella- by the spoonful
Or baked in a pie

#70
Stupid Cupid, set
Me free from the bakery
Don't you have a heart?

#69
When is it pie time?
When the clock strikes After Eight
Or when I say so

#68
Hey! Snow Day! I want
A do-over. One day more
To bake pie in peace

#67
National Pie Day
Random acts of pie-ness, yes
Share pie with a friend

#66
Where's the Quiet Car?
Prague to Vienna, best to
Look out the window

#65
Kaffee kulture means
Coffee in a paper cup
Is a rarity

#64
Oodles of strudels
Steamy cocoa topped with 'schlag'
Winter holiday

#63
Cindy Lou Who bakes
Rugelach for Hanukkah
Honestly, who knew?

#62
Red royal icing
Pales in comparison with
The red of my nose

#61
Roll out the jolly
It's all about the cookies
Well earned Pie-atus

#60
Beware the thin slice
Don't let Ellen cut the pie
Happy Thanksgiving

#59
Pie Anxiety
When you wake to find your dream
Is reality

#58
Not in a good way
The cinnamon scented broom
Takes my breath away

#57
Pie-oh-neer Women
Unafraid of Thanksgiving
Keep rolling along

#56
You say potato
I say yam and bourbon and
Brittle on the side

#55
One for the Baker
Is why a Baker's Dozen
Is thirteen not twelve

#54
Beware the sharp knife
When prepping quinces for pie
Espresso can wait

#53
I just can't help it
Gluten free mini cupcakes
Make me plum crazy

#52
The long, winding road
Leads to chocolate walnut
When pears are not ripe

#51
The apple cake sticks
In the non-stick Bundt pan try
Apple pie instead

#50
And when the rains came
Commercial plastic wrap saved
The pies from drowning

#49
How do you keep her
In New Jersey now that she's
Seen Rensselaerville?

#48
Jell-O and Cool Whip
Cozy in a pie shell but
Nellie and Joe win

#47
A pie tour you say?
Where is Ellen to play judge?
Unavailable

#46
Can I have a job?
Cover letter, Resume
It's Boston Cream PIE?

#45
Gone to read and write
See you in September, please
Turn off the oven

#44
Hey! It's your birthday
But you ate all the peaches
Sigh... No pie for you

#43
Fresh raspberry pie?
Swedish Chef nods bork! bork! bork!
And serves Snozzberry

#42
Lattice be pie pals
Cherry said to apricot
Won't crimp your style

#41
Don't say I never
Baked you your very own pie
Happy Father's Day

#40
Elbow meets oven
Hip meets corner of table
Baker black and blue

#39
Guilty cried the Judge
What is my crime, Your Honor?
No pie for the Judge

#38
Rhubarb is not fruit
It's a vegetable that stained
My new white shirt red

#37
No pie on Pesach
Coconut macaroons will
Rise above the rest

#36
Here comes cherry pie
There goes the white tablecloth
Where is the stain stick?

#35
Challenging road trip
Poor tire flat as pie dough
Pass me the 'donut'

#34
Could not did not sleep
Now it's half past dark thirty
Time to make the pies

#33
Mile High Pie, Sigh
Wish I were in New Orleans
It's not snowing there

#32
Non-stick cooking spray
I loathe thee You're slippery
Whoops drop whoops drop whoops

#31
Distracted baker
Add the powder, soda, salt
Wait. Didn't I just...?

#30
Pizza pie perches
On the roof of my car for
Just a second, whoops...

#29
He says I'm kneady
I thought we were just peachy
Truth is, he's flaky

#28
My Cherry amour
Pretty little pie that I
Adore a la mode

#27
On July the 4th
Proclaim your pie dependence
Red, white, blueberry

#26
Fresh raspberry pie?
Swedish Chef nods bork! bork! bork!
And serves Snozzberry

#25
Lattice be pie pals
Cherry said to apricot
Won't crimp your style

#24
Don't say I never
Baked you your very own pie
Happy Father's Day

#23
Elbow meets oven
Hip meets corner of table
Baker black and blue

#22
Smoke gets in your eyes
When you think the pie plate is
Deep dish but it's not

#21
Uncork the champagne
Slice up the strawberry tart
No more tuition

#20
Graduation Pie
Two parts pineapple one cream
Magna Rum Laude

#19
No breakfast in bed
Baking pies all the day long
Where's my Mimosa?

#18
What'll it be Pal?
cinco de Mayo Pie-oh
And a whipped cream shot

#17
Guilty cried the Judge
What is my crime, Your Honor?
No pie for the Judge

#16
Rhubarb is not fruit
It's a vegetable that stained
My new white shirt red

#15
No pie on Pesach
Coconut macaroons will
Rise above the rest

#14
Here comes cherry pie
There goes the white tablecloth
Where is the stain stick?

#13
Mr. Oven Man
Thank you Three fifty is now
Really Three fifty

#12
Challenging road trip
Poor tire flat as pie dough
Pass me the 'donut'

#11
Could not did not sleep
Now it's half past dark thirty
Time to make the pies

#10
Three point one four day
Is just around the corner
Pre-heat your oven

#9
Mile High Pie, Sigh
Wish I were in New Orleans
It's not snowing there

#8
Non-stick cooking spray
I loathe thee You're slippery
Whoops drop whoops drop whoops

#7
Snowmageddon falls
I will shovel then eat pie
And curse the Groundhog

#6
Distracted baker
Add the powder, soda, salt
Wait. Didn't I just...?

#5
Pizza pie perches
On the roof of my car for
Just a second, whoops...

#4
Apple Cinnamon
Kindred to pie and strudel
Bagels? Not so much

#3
Grapefruit seeks pie shell
Meringue loves only lemon
Grapefruit sits alone

#2
Holidays be still
My rolling pin is weary
January. Sigh

#1
Why do I forget
The left-handed oven mitt
It has a hole. Ouch

Pie-Kus